Two And a half Men

Sinopse: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen, “Spin City”) é um solteirão bem de vida que vive numa casa na praia, tem um belo carro na garagem e tem uma grande facilidade de conquistar as mulheres. Seu estilo de vida casual em Malibu é interrompido quando seu irmãoo Alan (Jon Cryer), que está no meio de um divórcio, e seu sobrinho de 10 anos Jake (Angus T. Jones), chegam para morar com ele. Melanie Lynskey, Conchata Ferrell, Charlie Sheen, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Jon Cryer e Marin Hinkle Para complicar ainda mais as coisas, há também a obcecada e controladora mãe de Charlie e Alan, Evelyn (Holland Taylor); a afastada mulher de Alan, Judith (Marin Hinkle, “Once and Again”), que “acredita” que é gay; e a atraente e meio estranha vizinha Rose (Melanie Lynskey), que teve um breve romance com Charlie e estão determinada a estar presente na vida dele custe o que custar.Apesar desse estranho relacionamento, Charlie e Alan descobrem que ambos tem uma coisa em comum: eles amam Jake e querem o melhor para ele. Os irmãos concordam em criar um lar adequado para Jake na casa de Charlie, e juntos esses dois homens e meio encaram os desafios de (em alguns casos, finalmente) se tornarem adultos.

1° Temporada

1×01 – Pilot

1×02 - Big Flappy Bastards

1×03 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

1×04 - If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song I’m Going to Take a Nap

1×05 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1×06 - Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys

1×07 - If They Do Go Either Way, They’re Usually Fake

1×08 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without A Snoot-ful

1×09 - Phase One Complete

1×10 - Merry Thanksgiving

1×11 - Alan Harper,Frontier Chiropractor

1×12 - Camel filters + pheromones

1×13 - Sara Like Puny Alan

1×14 - I Can’t afford Hyenas

1×15 - Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick

1×16 - That Was Saliva, Alan

1×17 - Ate the Hamburguers Wearing Hats

1×18 - An Old Flame With A New Wick

1×19 - I Remember The Coatroom I Just don’t Remember You

1×20 - Hey I Can Pee Outside In The Dark

1×21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing

1×22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

1×23 - Just Like Buffalo

1×24 - Can You Feel My Finger (Final da Temporada)

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2° Temporada

2×01 - Back Off, Mary Poppins

2×02 - Enjoy Those garlic Balls

2×03 - A Bag Full Of Jawea

2×04 - Go, Get Mommy

2×05 - Bad News From Clinic

2×06 - The Price of Health Gums is Eternal Vigilance

2×07 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

2×08 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villages

2×09 - Yes, Monsignor!

2×10 - Salmon Under My Sweater

2x11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

2×12 - A Lungful of Alan

2×13 - Get Off My Hair

2×14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

2×15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand

2×16 - Can you Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

2×17 - Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

2×18 - It Was Mame, Mom

2×19 - A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise

2×20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

2×21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

2×22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

2×23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

2×24 - Does This Smell Funny to You? (Final da Temporada)

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3° Temporada

3×01 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

3×02 - Principal Gallagher’s Lesbian Lover

3×03 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

3×04 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

3×05 - We Called it Mr. Pinky!

3×06 - Hi, Mr. Horned One!

3×07 - Sleep Tigh, Puddin’ Pop

3×08 - That Voodoo That I Do

3×09 - Madame and Her Special Friend

3×10 - Something Salted and Twisted

3×11 - Santa’s Village of the Damned

3×12 - That Special Tug

3×13 - Humiliation is a Visual Medium

3×14 - Love Isn’t Blind, It’s Retarded

3×15 - My Tongue is Meat

3×16 - Ergo The Booty Call

3×17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

3×18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler

3×19 - Golly Moses, She’s A Muffin

3×20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

3×21 - And the Plot Moistens

3×22 - Just Once With Aunt Sophie

3×23 - Arguments for the Quickie

3×24 - That Pistol-Packin’ Hermaphrodite (Final da Temporada)

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4° Temporada

4×01 - Working for Caligula

4×02 - Who’s Vod Kanockers

4×03 - The Sea is a Harsh Mistress

4×04 - A Pot Smoking Monkey

4×05 - A Live Women of Proven Fertility

4×06 - Apologies for the Frivolity

4×07 - Repeated Blows to his Unformed Head

4×08 - Release the Dogs

4×09 - Corey Been Dead For an Hour

4×10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln

4×11 - Walnuts and Demerol

4×12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana

4×13 - Don’t Worry, Speed Racer!

4×14 - That’s Summer Sausage, Not Salami

4×15 - My Damn Stalker

4×16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too

4×17 - I Merely Slept With a Commie

4×18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville

4×19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll

4×20 - Aunt Myra Doesn’t Pee a Lot

4×21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

4×22 - Mr. McGlue’s Feedbag

4×23 - Anteaters. They´re Just Crazy-lookin

4×24 - Prostitutes and Gelato (Final da Temporada)

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5° Temporada

5×01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

5×02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon

5×03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

5×04 - City of Great Racks

5×05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

5×06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail

5×07 - The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room

5×08 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

5×09 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids.

5×10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia

5×11 - Meander To Your Dander

5×12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

5×13 - The Soil is Moist

5×14 - Winky-Dink Time

5×15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction

5×16 - Look at Me, Mommy, I´m Pretty

5×17 - Fish In A Drawer

5×18 - If My Hole Could Talk

5×19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper (Final da Temporada)

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6° Temporada

6×01 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child?

6×02 - Pie Hole, Herb

6×03 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict

6×04 - The Flavin’ and the Mavin’

6×05 - A Jock Strap in Hell

6×06 - It’s Always Nazi Week

6×07 - Best Ho Money Can Buy

6×08 - Pinocchio’s Mouth

6×09 - The Mooch At The Boo

6×10 - He Smelled The Ham He Got Excited

6×11 - The Devil’s Lube

6×12 - Thank God for Scoliosis

6×13 - I Think You Offended Don

6×14 - David Copp

6×15 - I’d Like The Cat First

6x16 - She’ll Still Be Dead At Halftime

6×17 - The ‘Ocu’ Or The ‘Pado’?

6×18 - My Son’s Enormous Head

6×19 - The Two Finger Rule

6×20 - Hello, I am Alan Cousteau

6x21 - Above Exalted Cyclops

6x22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

6x23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

6x24 Baseball with Better Steroids (Final da Temporada)

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7° Temporada

7x01 - 818-jklpuzo
7x02 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation
7x03 - Mmm, fish. Yum. - RMVB Legendado
7x04 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
7x05 - For The Sake Of The Child
7x06 - Give Me Your Thumb
7x07 - Untainted by Filth
7x08 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle
7x09 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
7x10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room
7x11 Warning, It's Dirty
7x12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
7x13 - Yay, No Polyps!
7x14 - 'Crude and Uncalled For"
7x15 - "Aye, Aye, Captain Douche"
7x16 - "Tinkle Like a Princess"
7x17 - I Found Your Moustache
7x18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day
7x19 - "Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave"
7x20 - "I Called Him Magoo"
7x21 - Gumby with a Pokey
7x22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well (Final da Temporada)

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8° Temporada

8x01 - Três Garotas e um Cara

8x02 - Uma Garrafa de Vinho e uma Marreta

8x03 - Um Cacto Recheado de Pudim

8x04 - Prostitutas, Prostitutas, Prostitutas

8x05 - O Imortal Senhor Billy Joel

8x06 - Balançando o Sino Mágico

8x07 - A Gazeta da Vaca Louca

8x08 - Primavera no Palito

8x09 - Diversão na África Central

8x10 - Ai, Ai, Não para

8x11 - Morto da Cintura Pra Baixo

8x12 - Cereal de Chocolate ou Meu

8x13 - Gambá, Cocô de Cachorro e Ketchup

8x14 - Procurando Submarinos

8x15 - Três Prostitutas e Sanduíche de Carne e Queijo

8x16 - Maldito Padre (Fim da Temporada)

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